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The Origins of Hitler

Hitler Rants Parodies Universe[]

20th Century[]

1936

  • The Great Purge is initiated by Joseph Stalin to solidify his power over the Soviet Union. Many political rivals are removed from their positions or executed along with other dissidents and those who challenged Stalin's leadership.

June 22, 1941 - January 7, 1942

  • Operation Barbarossa begins after the Nazis invade the Soviet Union in an attempt to conquer it lands. Despite having the upper hand at first, the invasion ultimately fails and the Nazis are eventually pushed back by a Soviet counteroffensive.

September 2, 1945

July 16, 1969

  • The Apollo 11 is launched by the United States to land the first man on the Moon.

September 1, 1969

December 20, 1984

  • Downfall Hitler is 35 year old, wakes up and is unaware that he is now in a parallel universe.

September 1, 1989

January 30, 1992

  • The Downfall Reich is established and Downfall Hitler becomes the Führer.

August 23, 1999

  • The Downfall Reich and the Soviets establish a non-aggression pact.

June 22, 2001

  • Downfall Hitler declares war on the Soviets after Downfall Hitler is informed about a rumor that Stalin thinks he’s a dumba**.

September 11, 2001

  • The War on Terror begins after the 9/11 attacks on the United States. Its goal: the elimination of Osama Bin Laden and his allies (Al-Qaeda).

April 01, 2003

  • Hermann Fegelein is hired and assigned to Downfall Hitler’s HQ as Himmler’s adjutant.

September 08, 2004

January 16, 2005

  • Downfall Hitler retreats to his bunker as the Soviets surround what’s left of his Reich.

April 25, 2005

April 30, 2005

  • The Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction is created by Reich Tech thanks to future technology provided by X. The Pencil of Doom is used by Downfall Hitler to successfully stop the Soviet advance on Berlin.

October 20, 2008

  • The majority of Hitler Rants Parodies cover events that take place on and after this date.

April 20, 2009

  • Downfall Hitler celebrates his 60th birthday by ranting about not getting any presents because everyone forgot.

January 16, 2010

  • Five years have passed since Downfall Hitler was forced to retreat to his bunker. The inability by the Soviets to finally defeat Downfall Hitler has become a great embarrassment for Stalin.

April 20, 2010

  • Downfall Hitler celebrates his 61st birthday by ranting about not getting the HDTV he wanted.

September 19, 2010

  • The Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill Crisis ends.

October 11, 2010

  • Downfall Hitler encounters the Soviet Union's Red Army, including Stalin.

February 15, 2011

April 18, 2011

April 20, 2011

  • Downfall Hitler celebrates his 62nd birthday by ranting about his birthday celebration being someone else’s.

April 30, 2011

  • Downfall Hitler continues to battle the “Hitler is dead” problem.

May 2, 2011

  • Downfall Hitler’s search for Osama Bin Laden comes to a surprising end, when he is informed U.S forces have beaten him to it by finding and killing OBL. What’s more devastating for Downfall Hitler is the fact Himmler had searched that very same town and had reported he had not found OBL.

May 18, 2011

May 23, 2011

  • The United Bieber Fever Alliance is defeated by the Reich-Soviet Alliance. Downfall Hitler delivers the final blow by destroying UBFA HQ with the pencil of mass destruction.
  • The Reich-Soviet Alliance is dissolved with the Soviets withdrawing from Downfall Reich territory, ending the Reich-Soviet War.

June 27, 2011

  • Downfall Hitler plans to watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon in 3D.

October 1, 2011

  • Inglorious Hitler rants about Downfall Hitler's incompetence and the latter winning the Reich-Soviet War despite so. When he plans to invade the Downfall Reich, he is phoned by Downfall Hitler, who tells him he will never be able to do so.

October 5, 2011

  • Steve Jobs dies in Palo Alto, California.

October 20, 2011

  • The First Libyan Civil War comes to an end when SS and NTC forces killed Muammar Gaddafi in the town of Sirte. Downfall Hitler was very disappointed when Himmler failed to catch Gaddafi alive.

October 24, 2011

  • Downfall Hitler plans to buy and play Battlefield 3.

November 7, 2011

  • As planned by Downfall Hitler, Fegelein is captured and sent into space on a rocket. Nevertheless, he returned to the bunker.

December, 2011

  • Downfall Hitler’s plan to eliminate Jodl leads to the Reich- Jodl Rebellion War. The Jodl Rebellion successfully forces Downfall Hitler to capitulate when most of the Reich’s forces defect to the Jodl Rebellion. The plan to eliminate Jodl is cancelled and Jodl gets his old job back ending the war.
  • Downfall Hitler’s planning sessions are reverted to the old format of Jodl and Krebs advising Downfall Hitler instead of Skeletor and Mohnke in accordance with the Jodl Rebellion's demands.

December 19, 2011

  • Downfall Hitler asked Hermann Göring “What is the time?” Göring did look at his watch, but he did not tell Downfall Hitler what it said. Downfall Hitler was enraged at Göring and proceeded to shout at him and Göring just looked at Downfall Hitler and remained silent. Göring doesn't seem to care about anything but eating food and that includes not caring to talk either. This incident was uploaded to YouTube to show the world how useless Göring is. The video was flagged because it’s supposedly offensive and it’s believed that Göring flagged it because he has an ego the size of his fat arse.

December 19, 2011

  • Downfall Hitler has dinner with Grawitz in what is believed to have been an attempt to improve relations between the two men. Downfall Hitler and Grawitz had begun to eat the dinner, but soon Downfall Hitler started being rude saying that the dinner Grawitz had prepared was ‘hideous’ and ‘crappy’. As Downfall Hitler continued to rant about the dinner, Grawitz who was already unstable and always close to tears, used two grenades he already had on him and proceeded to arm them. Downfall Hitler at first was unaware of what Grawitz was doing, but when he did notice, he asked Grawitz whether they were real grenades, which then exploded. The explosion, which totally destroyed Grawitz’s home, did not kill Downfall Hitler or Grawitz. When help arrived, they found a singed Downfall Hitler in the rubble ranting about how he couldn’t believe that Grawitz tried to kill him and that Grawitz would be punished for ruining his suit.

February 27, 2012

  • A time-traveling Fegelein prevents Otto Günsche from assassinating Downfall Hitler and causing all out chaos in the Downfall Reich.

May 10, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler and Fegelein kills the Inglourious Basterds Hitler, though Fegelein tries (and fails) to kill Downfall Hitler. This victory is erased by "dark forces" as informed by X.

May 21, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler appears on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. He fails on the first question.

May 30, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler learns Göring has failed to eat Fegelein.

July 10, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler appears on Wipeout with an epically failed performance.

July 24, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler tries to grab the Olympic torch, but is prevented from doing so by security personnel.

July 27, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler and Gunsche are sent to space as an antic by Fegelein.

August 14, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler gets attacked by his own computer.

August 29, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler's 1000th attempt to kill Fegelein has failed.

September 12, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler and Gunsche are stranded in the middle of a desert as an antic by Fegelein.
  • Downfall Hitler and Gunsche are stranded in the middle of an asteroid field as an antic caused by Fegelein.

September 26, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler records his own Gangnam Style video.

October 3, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler's Gangnam Style video is uploaded on Youtube. It was highly unpopular and disliked by everyone on the Internet.

December 20/21, 2012

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche that the world will end on December 21st, only for Downfall Hitler to angrily respond how stupid it was.

January 15, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler plans to bring world peace. However, Joel objects and argues that Downfall Hitler is not a peaceful man.

March 13, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler plans to defeat Kim Jong-un by unleashing Goring on him, claiming that he will prevent Kim Jong-un from waging war on the world. However, Joel objects at how absurd the plan is.

March 26, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler and Gunsche are stranded on Mars as an antic by Fegelein.

April 2, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler plays the ReichStation for the first time, losing in almost every game.

April 23 2013

  • Downfall Hitler and Gunsche are sent to Sweden by Fegelein.

July 3, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche about the War of the Hitlers: a conflict that will pit all Hitlers against each other for control of Germany. He is also informed by X that Inglorious Hitler's death has been erased and lives again.

July 23, 2013

  • Inglorious Hitler challenges Downfall Hitler to a "Ja vs Nein" challenge, with the former being the victor.

July 30, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche that he was evolving into a godlike entity. However, it can be implied that he was never able to evolve.

October 11, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler rants about having a vocoder voice.

October 26, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler attempts to find a solution to end the vocoder effect, but all attempts to find a solution failed so far.

November 15, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler plays the ReichStation for the second time, beating several people on Bust-a-Move except Fegelein.

November 19, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler plans to his new Playstation 4, but ends up ranting when he finds out the PS4 is broken.

December 25, 2013

  • Downfall Hitler has yet another ranting Christmas after his presents (ordered from Reichazon) were stolen by Himmler, Fegelein, and Göring.

January 29, 2014

  • Grawitz warns Downfall Hitler that his desk will explode if he hits it. He ignores Grawitz and tells him to find Fegelein before his desk explodes.

February 3, 2014

  • Downfall Hitler attempts to sleep better taking sleeping pills. He takes an overdose and was thought to be dead. He is revealed to be alive but on fire after he was supposed to be cremated.

February 5, 2014

  • Downfall Hitler plans to buy Krebs some fish in hopes that it will stop Krebs' fish fetish.

March 28, 2014

  • Gunsche informs Downfall Hitler that he is in bed, much to Downfall Hitler's annoyance.

May 14, 2014

  • Downfall Hitler and the Bunker Crew are chased by the police somewhere in the United States. The chase eventually ends when the police corner them and arrest Downfall Hitler. The event was broadcasted from RNN.

July 13, 2014

  • Germany wins the 2014 FIFA World Cup which is celebrated by all of Germany. Afterwards, Downfall Hitler shoots Fegelein as punishment for betraying Germany and for causing Brazil to lose.

July 25, 2014

  • Downfall Hitler injures his face by walking straight through a glass door.

August 22, 2014

  • Downfall Hitler participates in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

September 16, 2014

  • Downfall Hitler plays the ReichStation for a third time and finally defeats Fegelein.

October 28, 2014

  • Downfall Hitler and the Bunker Crew look at a series of photos for a third time.

November 27, 2014

  • Downfall Hitler rants about Thanksgiving dinner because Himmler stole Downfall Hitler's turkey for his own dinner.

December 3, 2014

  • Krebs challenges himself by saying "fish" for ten hours, but fails after Downfall Hitler orders him to stop because it was driving him crazy.

c. 2014

December 12, 2014

  • Jodl plans to get a haircut. According to him, he wants his "glorious" shiny head to be completely hairless. Downfall Hitler responds that Jodl doesn't have to because his head is already bald.

December 25, 2014

  • Christmas in Hitler's Bunker II: Downfall Hitler has a successful Christmas for everyone in the United Reich after sabotaging Himmler and Fegelein's plan to try and ruin Christmas like last year.

January 27, 2015

  • Gunsche informs Downfall Hitler about the new year and that Reich Tech was unsuccessful in developing flying cars and hoverboards. Downfall Hitler deems this unacceptable and rants about Fegelein still being alive.

January 20, 2015

  • Downfall Hitler and Gunsche are stranded in a snowstorm as an antic by Fegelein.

January 30, 2015

  • Downfall Hitler interviews Kim Jong-un on RNN.

February 17, 2015

  • Downfall Hitler attempts to once again eliminate Kim Jong-un, this time with his Pencil of Doom MK III. He targets a helicopter seemingly carrying Kim Jong-un in North Korea and destroys it. However, it turned out that Downfall Hitler killed an imposter and the real Kim Jong-un is still alive.

February 27, 2015

April 28, 2015

  • Gunsche informs Downfall Hitler that he is sitting in his office in the dark. When Gunsche asks why, Downfall Hitler responds that he is trying to get a suntan.

July 20, 2015

  • Gunsche informs Downfall Hitler of a bomb plot called Operation Valkyrie. Though Downfall Hitler doesn't believe it, the bomb on his desk blows up. However, Downfall Hitler survived, nonetheless.

May 19, 2015

  • Downfall Hitler and the Bunker Crew are once again burdened with vocoder voices. It is revealed Fegelein behind the effect as an antic.

August 7, 2015

  • Downfall Hitler rants after a failed attempt to find the end of a roll of sticky tape.

September 15, 2015

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche about Fegelbook.

October 13, 2015

October 21, 2015

  • Downfall Hitler plans to eliminate Fegelein with time travel. However, a time traveling Hitler warns himself not to use time travel to eliminate Fegelein. After taking his advice, Downfall Hitler destroys the Reich Time Machine.

November 14, 2015

  • Downfall Hitler plans to target ISIS in retaliation for the Paris attacks. Jodl objects to the plan only for Downfall Hitler to tell him that Jodl would be eliminated if he doesn't stop objecting.

c. 2015

January 11, 2016

January 14, 2016

January 20, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler plans to visit London to track down HRP.

January 29, 2016

March 25, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler attempts to attack Donald Trump during one of his rallies in Dayton, Ohio. As a result, it fails Downfall Hitler is subdued by Secret Service agents, with Trump making claims that Downfall Hitler is connected to ISIS.

April 8, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler and the Bunker Crew review a series of photos for a sixth time.

April 20, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler successfully enjoys his 67th birthday by trolling the Bunker Crew and shooting Fegelein.

April 21, 2016

  • Prince dies in Chanhassen, Minnesota.

April 30, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler claims that he is not dead when everyone believes he is. Fegelein kills Downfall Hitler in the same way that Downfall Hitler has killed him hundreds of times. He plans to take control of the United Reich as the Fuhrer.

June 4, 2016

June 19, 2016

July 22, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler interviews Donald Trump and Mike Pence on Reich News Network.
  • Jodl plans to find Berlin because Downfall Hitler's failure of finding Berlin is an embarrassment. When Jodl finds Berlin, Downfall Hitler rants at him because he he claims that Berlin is not on the map. Only for Krebs to point at the exact same spot of Berlin on the map.

August 20, 2016

  • The 2016 Olympic Woman's Football Final is won by Germany.
  • The 2016 Olympic Football Final is won by Brazil.

August 23, 2016

  • An earthquake hits the Fuhrerbunker.

August 26, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche that Fegelbook has been rebooted.
  • Downfall Hitler plays Bunkemon GO on Reichtendo.

August 30, 2016

October 11, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler's Samsung Galaxy Note 7 blows up in his face.

November 8, 2016

December 9, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler and the Bunker Crew look at a series of photos for a seventh time.

December 24, 2016

  • Downfall Hitler and the Bunker Crew look at a series of Christmas photos.

December 25 2016

December 26, 2016

January 20, 2017

November 8, 2017

  • The Hitler Administration: A year after Downfall Hitler won the election, the Hitler Administration is successful and Downfall Hitler is regarded as the greatest President in recent history. However, a conspiracy to sabotage his presidency rises after fears that Downfall Hitler is neglecting the United Reich. The conspiracy results in the Hitler Administration ending and Downfall Hitler being banned from America after the destruction of the White House.

January 1, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche it is the year 2018 and the year of finality.

January 17, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler learns about the "Tide Pod Challenge", a viral phenomenon spreading on Youtube. After learning that Steiner took part in the challenge and fell ill, Downfall Hitler rants about the absurdity of the challenge.

January 26, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler explains to Goebbels, Reistch, and von Greim why 1+1=11.

January 31, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche that HRP has five Patrons.

February 21, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler plans to use the Reich X V9 Rocket to go to space. When he boards the rocket, it explodes and falls apart with him inside it.

February 28, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler plans to use the Berlin V Rocket in another attempt to go to space. However, like the Reich X V9 Rocket, this rocket also blows up.

March 14, 2018

  • Stephen Hawking dies in Cambridge, England.

March 19, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche that Vladimir Putin won reelection.

April 11, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler explains to Goebbels, Reitsch, and von Greim why people should delete Facebook accounts.

April 21, 2018

  • Tim Bergling, better known as Avicii, dies in Muscat, Oman.

April 30, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Koller that the HRP channel is now nine years old.

June 2, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche he will be struck by lightning. Despite Downfall Hitler arguing that he would be safe and calling Gunsche's warning "fake news", a thunderstorm approaches the bunker and zaps him.

June 3, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler learns that HRP has reached 100 million views on his YouTube channel and rants about it.

June 5, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler watches the official trailer for the 2018 film Bumblebee.

July 9, 2018

  • Downfall Hitler is informed by Gunsche that Facebook deleted HRP' Group. However, a new HRP Group is created hours later, much to Downfall Hitler's dismay.

Fall 2018

  • The Final Conflict: Earth is invaded by the Space Nazis in 2018 and they regard everyone living on Earth as inferiors. Downfall Hitler and the United Reich are determined to defend Earth from the Space Nazi invasion with their RSS Adolf Hitler spaceship, which was wrongly named, USS George W Bush. (Fegelein thought it would be funny to have the spaceship named after a president Downfall Hitler despises, much to Downfall Hitler’s annoyance). Downfall Hitler and the Bunker Crew are forced to take a final stand against this new menace for the sake of the world.

2020

According to what Haase told Downfall Hitler during the Enemy Within Crisis, this is the year Downfall Hitler dies.

April 30, 2020?

All Good Things: The final chapter. The final parody. Downfall Hitler's final story. This will be Hitler Rants Parodies final parody series. This series will be set during the entire HRP Universe timeline and each episode will be set during a different period in the timeline.

Unknown

  • Downfall Hitler has a new planning team (consisting of Mohnke and a few others). His global domination plan fails because his forces can't even retake Berlin from the Soviets, forcing him to reinstate his old planning team (Krebs and Jodl).

Downfall Hitler's Original Universe[]

April 20, 1889

November 8-9, 1923

  • The Beer Hall Putsch begins in which Downfall Hitler and other officials of the Nazi Party attempt a coup.

April 1, 1924

  • Downfall Hitler is sentenced to five years at Landsberg prison for the Beer Hall Putsch.

December 20, 1924

  • Downfall Hitler is released from Landsberg prison a year following the Beer Hall Putsch. Shortly after, he arrives outside, Downfall Hitler encounters a mysterious man he does not know. The man says he knows Downfall Hitler and offers to shake his hand. Downfall Hitler accepts and shakes the man’s hand which results with Downfall Hitler disappearing, never to be seen again. It is later revealed that the man is actually Albert Einstein.

1950's

  • With the absence of Downfall Hitler, the Nazis never rose to power and instead Joseph Stalin and the Soviet Union emerged unopposed with their ultimate aim being to conquer the whole of Europe.

Hitler Rants Parodies Alternative Universes[]

Some parodies created by HRP take place in alternative universes.

February 27, 2012 (Original HRP Universe Timeline)

February 27, 2012 - May 4, 2012 (Original HRP Universe Timeline)

  • The Downfall Reich is plunged into chaos as it becomes split into separate factions, each fighting for control. Taking advantage of this, the Soviets proceed to invade the Reich. The Reich falls under Soviet occupation and most of the surviving Downfall Reich officials are imprisoned or killed.

2014

  • The Soviet Union goes to war against the Eastern Coalition. The war ends with the Soviet's defeat and imprisoned Downfall Reich officials being freed by the Eastern Coalition.

Fall 2018 (Original HRP Universe Timeline)

  • The Space Nazis invade Earth. During the invasion, former Downfall Reich officials either join the Western Alliance or the Eastern Coalition to help fight off the Space Nazis. However, the world's powers fall and the remaining officials of the former Downfall Reich are either living off the grid or have been imprisoned. The Space Nazis then cemented their victory and ruled the Earth with an iron fist.

2014 (First Alternate HRP Universe Timeline)

  • The War of the Hitlers commences after Downfall Hitler assassinates the Valkyrie Hitler and his upper command. The Real Hitler ends up winning conflict, wiping out all the other Hitlers and their Reichs and cementing his status at the Greater Nazi Hitler. The Downfall Reich is the only Reich left and becomes a resistance against the advancing forces of the Greater Nazi Hitler.

October 21, 2015 (First Alternate HRP Universe Timeline)

2020 (First Alternate HRP Universe Timeline)

  • The Downfall Reich is on the brink of collapse and the Greater Nazi Reich has further expanded across the globe. Almost all forms of resistance have been eradicated and the Greater Nazi Hitler rules with absolute power. After a failed attempt to assassinate the Greater Nazi Hitler, Downfall Hitler plans to flee to the future.

2100 (First Alternate HRP Universe Timeline)

  • Berlin and most of the world is now a dystopian wasteland, where humanity is fighting a never-ending conflict against autonomous machines. Downfall Hitler decides that the only way to ensure these events never come to pass is to stop his past self from using time travel to assassinate Fegelein.

November 8, 2016 (Hitler for President 2020 Universe)

2019 - November 3, 2020 (Hitler for President 2020 Universe)

  • Hitler for President 2020: Downfall Hitler's third U.S. presidential bid, where he seeks to succeed where he failed in 2016 and defeat Trump. Amidst the COVID-19 pandemic and George Floyd protests, Downfall Hitler seeks to win the Democratic nomination, so he can take on Trump in a final showdown. Unfortunately, he fails once again when Democratic nominee Joe Biden wins the Democratic Party. Despite this, he plans to campaign solo and defeat both candidates. However, he fails to win the election as many of his officials defect from his campaign and support Biden due to feats that Downfall Hitler could unintentionally cause Trump to win a second term. As a result, Biden wins the election.

January 20, 2021 (Hitler for President 2020 Universe)

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