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Felix Steiner is a mysterious general who is never seen in the Fuhrerbunker. It is often rumored that he does not actually exist. His real appearance is also a total mystery, as there is no known photo of him; the image in his infobox is actually pure speculation as to what he may look like.


History[]

HRP Universe[]

Profile and Background[]

Even though he never appears in the Bunker or anywhere Downfall Hitler is present, Steiner is given ridiculous tasks to help Downfall Hitler with his plans, such as driving or flying Downfall Hitler to certain locations, so Downfall Hitler can complete his plans. It is unknown why Downfall Hitler is so dependent on Steiner and wants only Steiner to assist him. We can only presume Steiner is obedient, competent, and loyal enough (as well as smart enough) for Downfall Hitler to rely on him to assist with tasks.

The only time known time Steiner could not help Downfall Hitler was in Hitler plans to find out what 1+1= because he apparently sucks at maths.

War of the Hitlers[]

In 2014, after The War of the Hitlers broke out, Walther Wenck eventually formed the United Reich Army, Steiner was able to commanded his own troops in the battle. His division was named the Steiner Army.

Hitler for President 2016[]

During the 2016 U.S Presidential Election, Steiner was tasked with displaying and broadcasting the campaign logo of the Reich Party.

The Hitler Administration[]

In 2017, a year after Downfall Hitler won the election and the start of the Hitler Administration, there was a bombing on the White House, Steiner was placed in the investigation to unveil the of the attack due to his past successful investigations with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

The Enemy Within[]

In 2018, the Enemy Within Crisis was secretly orchestrated by Gunsche, who was a double agent for the Space Nazis. The United Reich was focused on finding the traitor who was destroying the country from within. During the crisis, Steiner was called the mystery within due to his appearance not being made in the bunker for years.

The Final Conflict[]

After the Enemy Within Crisis and Gunsche's betrayal was exposed, Steiner fought against the Space Nazi offensive and was apparently killed along with his entire army during the Final Conflict.

Trivia[]

  • In the video Hitler plans to upload this plan to YouTube, Hitler says that Steiner would upload the video on Youtube, but he finds out the video was uploaded by hitlerrantsparodies and then ranted about it. Could this mean that hitlerrantsparodies is Steiner?
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