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Hans Krebs is one of Downfall Hitler's highest ranking generals. He is known to have a pile of outdated maps and has a crazed addiction for pointing at them, an obsession which annoys everyone else in the bunker.

It seems that he has a map of everywhere in the world except for New Berlin. His most used map is the map of Berlin, which Downfall Hitler also uses in his plans. He apparently discovered the lost city of Atlantis by pointing at his map of Berlin.

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He is always seen in the Hitler plans scene where he suggests an improvement for Downfall Hitler's plan in which he will sometimes agree to, or just tell Downfall Hitler something about fish. He is also seen in the Hitler Phones series in which he corrects Downfall Hitler at the end, Downfall Hitler will then tell him to piss off. He is also seen drinking and singing with his drunken friend, Burgdorf.

He seems to be very secure of his maps and would get very angry if someone would insult him or his maps. He is also known to care more about his maps than everything else, as he was dead in the great beyond but said "Not all is bad, I can still point at this map of Berlin."

Krebs is also known for having a fish fetish, which he has brought up the topic of fish multiple times during planning sessions. His fish fetish went so far as to end up causing Hitler to plan to buy fish; Jodl objected, and Jodl ended up shouted by Downfall Hitler and Krebs (Krebs said that he will unleash his maps unto him if he object to Downfall Hitler's plan again). He also has a pet fish who he is very close with, and who Hitler often threatens to cook.

He seems to be in a relationship with Wilhelm Burgdorf which they appear to be trying to hide, but Hitler can clearly tell what’s going on between them.

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Burgdorf Krebs Sleep

Burgdorf and Krebs having a break.

  • Among the Reich, Krebs is not the only one with map pointing skills. The others are Downfall Hitler, Jodl, and Monhke (As shown in the video Hitler vs Monhke vs Jodl vs Krebs). However, despite this, he is still best known for his crazy map obsession.
  • His favorite celebrity may be the map from Dora the Explorer.
  • Krebs has once shouted to Jodl, saying that he will unleash his maps unto him if he tries to ruin Downfall Hitler's plan of buying fish. It is unknown that if his maps are actually his weapons.
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