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Wilhelm Burgdorf is one of Downfall Hitler's highest ranking generals. How he managed to gain such a high position in the Reich, while being drunk most of the time, is a mystery.

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He is primarily known for drinking a lot, singing, fast talking, and shooting Fritzsche with his magnificent gun.

Burgdorf has once tried to shoot Fegelein, but he ended up almost killing Downfall Hitler as he had assumed Hitler was Fegelein in disguise.

Burgdorf was not always an alcoholic, many years ago he was teetotal, but after seeing Downfall Hitler totally naked in an embarrassing incident in the Bunker he turned to booze to try to erase the memory of the event.

He seems to be in a relationship with Hans Krebs which they appear to be trying to hide, but Hitler can clearly tell what’s going on between them.

Trivia[]

  • Burgdorf's pistol has unlimited ammo.
  • His hairstyle randomly changes sometimes.
  • He frequently likes to obnoxiously sing the words "poor old man" in order to mock Downfall Hitler.
  • Burgdorf's pistol rivals Downfall Hitler's pencil of doom, being able to cause mass destruction with only a single shot. It still cannot kill Fegelein though.
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